Q: How many Accountants

Did you hear about the Georgia

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?

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A police officer was amazed to see

| Travel and tourist jokes

A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer. "I'm walking to Seattle," said the hiker, "and I don't want to lose my way."

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Why did the cow

| Cow jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

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A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,

| Farmer jokes

A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do somethin

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A rabbit's favourite Christmas

| Christmas jokes

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it’s changed.