Little Johnny and
| Beauty jokes
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear. 'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud. 'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
| Fishing jokes
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
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A man was complaining to a
| Marriage jokes
A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "My wife found out."
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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First monster: I
| Monster jokes
First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.
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A man calls the fire department and says, “Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.” “Very nice,” the firefighter says, “but what does that have to do with the fire service?” “Well,” the man answers, “the house next door is on fire and I don’t want you to trample my front yard.”