What’s the difference between a teacher

What would you get if you crossed the

| Easter jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!

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'I'm very sad to announce this morning,

| Business jokes

'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

| Insect jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.

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A friend was in front of me coming out of

| Religious jokes

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Arm

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Police Chief: Why are you

| Police jokes

Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.