Teacher: Didn't you hear me call
| School jokes
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
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Why do polo bears like bald men ?
| Hair and bald jokes
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he
| Police jokes
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"
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How do jockeys determine which
| Horse jokes
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've
| Old age jokes
How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.
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‘I’m very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,’ said the principal at morning assembly. ‘ Now we will all stand and sing this morning’s hymn….now Thank We All Our God.