Policeman: What do you think you’re

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those

| Easter jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

| Horse jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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Who is the bees favourite pop group ?

| Insect jokes

Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !

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Every night, after dinner, a

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and l

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One day 3 women went to the

| Blonde jokes

One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said "when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in

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Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.