Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
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Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
| Humor jokes
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
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When should a mouse carry an
| Mouse jokes
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !
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How do fireflies start a race ?
| Insect jokes
How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
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What do you get when you cross a telephone
| Telephone jokes
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. “Bad day at the course?” his wife asked. “Everything was going fine,” he said. “Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee.” “Oh, that’s awful!” “You’re not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry.”