What is the opposite of a
| Weather jokes
What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back
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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
| Dentist jokes
Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth'
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What did the really ugly man do for a living
| Beauty jokes
What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !
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After my wife and her former best buddy,
| Telephone jokes
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both
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A businessman tells his friend that his
| Accountant jokes
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
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Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !