What is old and ugly and can see just as well
| Witch jokes
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
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Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
| Children jokes
Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !
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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
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How many editors does it take to change a
| Journalist jokes
How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.
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There was an awful fight at the seafood
| Restaurant jokes
There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!
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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !