Whats green and goes round and round at 100
| Frog jokes
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
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What did the monster say to his
| Monster jokes
What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.
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A college business
| School jokes
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil. "And who was
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How far do burgers go in school?
| Burger jokes
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
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A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said
| Dog jokes
A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please don't be like that, I'm trained and I won't cause any trouble!" The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and it's owner. After a while the ow
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Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!