How do jockeys determine which

Look at that bald man over there.

| Hair and bald jokes

Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.

[ read more ]

Who holds up

| Computer jokes

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin'

[ read more ]

What do you get if you cross a constable with

| Computer jokes

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.

[ read more ]

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that

| Blonde jokes

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"

[ read more ]

Doctor, Doctor I've broke my

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!

[ read more ]

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!