Mother: I told you not eat cake

What animals are poor dancers?

| Dance jokes

What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

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Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture

| Dirty jokes

Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

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Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary

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Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shout

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Mandy was

| Children jokes

Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one, Sir.

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

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Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it’s part of my homework. ‘If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.