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What do witches eat at Halloween

| Halloween jokes

What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

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Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.

| Idiot and fool jokes

Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, "Have your eyes ever been checked?" "No," said the worker. "They've always been brown."

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During an army basic training, the lieutenant

| Military jokes

During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered, he sneered and said "you are all wrong, the army is now your home". Back at the barracks, he read the evening duties, then asked the first sergeant if h

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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?

| Frog jokes

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

| Cat jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.

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Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories !