My friend is so stupid that he
| Idiot and fool jokes
My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
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What is the most popular sport played by
| Weather jokes
What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving
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Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an
| Ethnic jokes
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I
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Q. How do we know that Job went to a
| Religious jokes
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
| Rabbit jokes
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, “Have your eyes ever been checked?” “No,” said the worker. “They’ve always been brown.”