How do you make a moth bawl?
| Insect jokes
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
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Sister Mary burst into the office of the
| Religious jokes
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"
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How can you make a basset hound fast?
| Dog jokes
How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!
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Why doesn't Santa hitch
| Pig jokes
Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.
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A man sitting in a barber's
| Hair and bald jokes
A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."
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Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!