Did you hear about the dumb father who

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

| Beauty jokes

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

| Bath jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

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Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if

| Clinton jokes

Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!

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That bull you sold

| Cow jokes

That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!

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A man went to work for a zoo

| Zoo jokes

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.

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Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?’