Q: What is the difference between Liverpool
| Sport jokes
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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How do you spell elephant ?
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked
| Military jokes
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! Th
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.
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How do sheep sign their e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.
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During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered, he sneered and said “you are all wrong, the army is now your home”. Back at the barracks, he read the evening duties, then asked the first sergeant if he had anything to say “you bet I do” the sergeant replied, “men, while you were gone today, I found beds improperly made, clothes not hanging correctly, shoes not shined and footlockers a mess. Where do you think you are? Home?’