What do you call a guard
| Humor jokes
What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.
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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
| College jokes
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A v
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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
| Computer jokes
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".
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What two letters do you say when you
| Letter jokes
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO
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What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !