When I asked my boss for a salary rise
| Business jokes
When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.
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What famous painting do cows love to look
| Cow jokes
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
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Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !
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Why do wallets make so much noise?
| Money jokes
Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
| Rabbit jokes
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses “windows”.