The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's
| Ethnic jokes
The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them
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Where do you find monster snails?
| Monster jokes
Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.
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Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
| Easter jokes
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
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What do you call a monster with a
| Monster jokes
What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.
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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !
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A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, you have to help me!” The doctor asks, “What’s your problem?” The guy says, “Every morning I wake up with my ‘morning flagpole’…give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor’s wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work. Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boning. For afternoon tea, I give the boss’s wife a good servicing. Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the wife another screw…….” “So…????” asked the doctor. “What’s your problem???” The guy says, “Well, it hurts when I masturbate!”