Dawn was
| Humor jokes
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. 'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!
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Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the
| Aviation jokes
Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. "Well," she explained, "up front the
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
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What does an aardvark keep in his
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!
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Why did the pig run away from the pig
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
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What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.