Polceman:
| Police jokes
Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: "What's the charge?" Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service.
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Why did the elephant jump in
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
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What did one snake say to another ?
| Snake jokes
What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
| Lawyer jokes
How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.
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Customer: "Hi, I'm
| Computer jokes
Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"
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How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).