Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
| Dirty jokes
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
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There was an inebriated driver who was
| Police jokes
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. "YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer. "Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."
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What do owls sing when it is raining ?
| Bird jokes
What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !
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What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives
| Elephant jokes
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
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A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn’t find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: “It’s not my fault, Mom. I don’t have ‘parental vision:”