Question: What do you call a
| Dirty jokes
Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.
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What does a Gorilla learn first in
| Gorilla jokes
What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!
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Why did your sister keep running
| Bed jokes
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
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Did you hear about
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
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A middle aged woman was driving through a
| Police jokes
A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, "How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning? Is it my face?" "No, ma'am," explained the officer, "it's your foot."
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Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, “Taxi!”