Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate
| Humor jokes
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
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What kind of thief steals meat?
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What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar.
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Why does an inspiring sight like a
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Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!