Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were

How far do burgers go in school?

| Burger jokes

How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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How do you make a butterfly ?

| Insect jokes

How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

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Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal

| Baby jokes

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

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Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat

| Clinton jokes

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.

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Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple,

| Marriage jokes

Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her hu

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Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said “This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back.” The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked “What are you doing?” The second blonde replied “Marking the spot.” “Don’t be stupid” the first blonde said. “What if we don’t get the same boat next time?”