Q: Why couldn't the
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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What's grey and lights up ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !
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Q: How are women and rocks alike?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.
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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
| Bed jokes
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
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Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr
| Book title jokes
Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?” He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.