Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
| Firefighter jokes
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
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A lion was getting rather old and slow
| Various animal jokes
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it
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What's blue and sings alone? - Dan
| Humor jokes
What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.
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There was this truck driver who had to
| Zoo jokes
There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him. The next day the ori
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Q. Why do men buy electric
| Men jokes
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
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Why accountants don’t read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.