The boss returned from lunch in a good mood
| Business jokes
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" "I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm l
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Men are like shag
| Men jokes
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
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Contrary to what people say,
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.
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Four
| Marriage jokes
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "That's
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On a drive in the country, a city slicker
| Farmer jokes
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, woul
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?