What time is it when an elephant
| Time jokes
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
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Waiter, what's this bug
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
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Q: What happened to the Polish National
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
| Dance jokes
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl
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Golfer: “This golf is a funny game.” Caddy: “It’s not supposed to be.”