Why did the viper want to become a python ?
| Snake jokes
Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !
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Great news,
| Mental health jokes
Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want
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What happened when the monster stole a bottle
| Monster jokes
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.
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How do you address a monster?
| Monster jokes
How do you address a monster? Very politely.
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A solider stationed in the South Pacific
| Military jokes
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson and music books. Rotated back hom
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Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop…suddenly the Town’s Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, “Hey, Tom, I didn’t know you were a fireman!” Tom replied, “I’m not, but my girlfriend’s husband is…”