One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang
| Zoo jokes
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother.
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What do vampires have at eleven
| Vampire jokes
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.
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Why was Santa's little helper
| Christmas jokes
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
| Dead and dying jokes
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver." Sam's wife looked at him sad
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Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.