Q: How do you keep a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.
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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their
| Music jokes
Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
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And Jesus said unto his disciples,
| Religious jokes
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's
| Men jokes
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
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A huge American car screeched to a
| Travel and tourist jokes
A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need to hurry. He's dead."
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.