The little church in the suburbs suddenly

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered

| Restaurant jokes

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"

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A monster goes to a petrol station and

| Car and train jokes

A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it

| Car and train jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

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Who is king of all the mice ?

| Mouse jokes

Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !

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How do you know when there is a snowman in

| Snowman jokes

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !

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The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. “I’ll tell you why,” shouted Deacon Brown. “Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register.” “Well, interrupted the dealer, “didn’t you receive them yet?” “Oh, we received them all right,” replied Deacon Brown. “However, you sent us some golf pencils…each stamped with the words, `Play Golf Next Sunday.