Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?
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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her
| Blonde jokes
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and fo
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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A software verifier read in the Bible
| Computer jokes
A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!"
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A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
| Women jokes
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?” The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.”