It was
| Birthday jokes
It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained "I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine,
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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant
| Elephant jokes
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
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When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile
| Burger jokes
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!
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What do you call an overweight ET ?
| Space jokes
What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !
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What has four wheels and flies ?
| Insect jokes
What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !
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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: “I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!”