What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
| Horse jokes
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!
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Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In
| Dog jokes
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
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How do we know that insects are so clever
| Insect jokes
How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !
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Reporter: My editor sent
| Journalist jokes
Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.
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What kind of dog chases anything
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What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
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It was Grandpa Jones’ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained “I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I’ve been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for the last 75th years.” “How do you manage to keep up such a rigorous fitness regime?” we asked. “It’s simple” he said. “When I married my wife 75 years ago, we both made solemn pledge on our wedding night. We agreed that whenever we ever had a fight, whoever was proved wrong would go outside and take long walk.”