Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking
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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over b
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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
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Doctor, Doctor Can I have second
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Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!
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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.