Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
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My sister
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
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Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the
| Business jokes
Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed. "Knock knock." Employee: "Who's there?" Boss: "Not you anymore."
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Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. “So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?” “Naw”, says the neighbor. “Ah’s jes’ stockin’ the bunker now, ‘cuz if I did it any other time, people’d think ah’s nuts.”