A little boy walked down the
| Children jokes
A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
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What's the greatest birthday
| Birthday jokes
What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.
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Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California
| Letter jokes
Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't re
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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. “Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?” asked the psychiatrist. “As a matter of fact, I do,” said the patient. “And when does this happen?” asked the psychiatrist. “Oh,” said the patient, “when I answer the telephone.”