FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
| Monster jokes
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
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What do birds say on Halloween?
| Halloween jokes
What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"
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I can't understand the critics
| Idiot and fool jokes
I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.
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During a visit to a military medical clinic,
| Military jokes
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave the service in two months. As he applied the tourniquet on my arm, he told me that taking the blo
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How did the hail stone describe it's
| Weather jokes
How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs
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A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. “Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher. “But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I’m out.” The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer. “Here,” he said, “is the check for $900. It’s postdated six years from now.”