Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
| Blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
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An auditor is checking the books of
| Accountant jokes
An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation. "It was late at night' says the pilot, Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings." "I'm sorry," says the audit
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting
| Sport jokes
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a wo
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An Irish
| Car and train jokes
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of whi
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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
| Insect jokes
What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !
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I can’t understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.