A college student was in a
| College jokes
A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When
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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."
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Fred
| Money jokes
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk
| Cow jokes
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave the service in two months. As he applied the tourniquet on my arm, he told me that taking the blood wouldn’t hurt much. Then, noticing my Air Force T-shirt he asked me what my husband did. When I replied that he was a recruiter, the technician smiled slyly and said, “This might hurt a little more than I thought.”