A student comes to a young
| School jokes
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
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A businessman hires a private detective to
| Accountant jokes
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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Two girls were having their packed lunch in
| Apple jokes
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, 'Watch out for worms won't you ! The first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.
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Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.
| Dirty jokes
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
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Why do people beat their clocks?
| Time jokes
Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.
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FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone’s been eaten.