A woman accompanied her husband to the
| Marriage jokes
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix
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What do you call a big fish who makes you an
| Fishing jokes
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !
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What food are you able to can?
| Food jokes
What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.
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One day two blind men started
| Blind jokes
One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.
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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
| Farmer jokes
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging
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What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick-or-tweet!”