Father: What did the
| School jokes
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his
| Time jokes
That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
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Little
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin a
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What happens to you at Christmas ?
| Christmas jokes
What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !
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What is the cat's favourite TV
| Cat jokes
What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !
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How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !