When do e-mails stop being in black

The kindergarten

| Dirty jokes

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing t

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?

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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing

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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, "What's that?" "A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doe

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What do you say if you meet a toad ?

| Frog jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !

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Who turns the lights off at halloween

| Halloween jokes

Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.