I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me

| Aviation jokes

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit

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Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar

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A Software Engineer, a

| Computer jokes

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculousl

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A city boy was

| Weather jokes

A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain,' he said to the boy. The city boy replied, 'They said it was lemonade.

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Yo mama so poor she was in

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

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I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That’s right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.