How do they prevent crime in hamburger
| Burger jokes
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!
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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
| Zoo jokes
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."
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A doctor of psychology was doing his
| Mental health jokes
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient
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A young banker decided to get his first tailor
| Humor jokes
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in
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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question “Are you sexually active?” A: “No, I just lie there.”