QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
| Men jokes
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
| Food jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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What time is it when a clock strikes
| Time jokes
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.
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A blind man walks into a store
| Blind jokes
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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How do rabbits get to work?
| Rabbit jokes
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)