How many cafeteria staff does it take to

Little Billy's Story

| Vietnamese

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell a story. Suzy said, ""Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell t

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What's the matter son?

| Children jokes

What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !

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Q: How many internet mail list subscribers

| Internet jokes

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have b

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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian

| Car and train jokes

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

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Ill have to report you, sir, said the

| Police jokes

Ill have to report you, sir, said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? “Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I’ve just cashed up.”